"I lava you."
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
I love you deerly.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
I pitcher us together forever.
when I’m with you.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
We bee-long together.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
"I wood never leaf you."
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
"You bake me crazy."
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
I have bean thinking about you.
You met all of my koala-fications
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
You're one in a melon.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
I get a real kick out of you.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.