I’m soy
into you.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
when I’m with you.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
You're my purr-son.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
I like you sow much.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
You’re right up my alley.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
I love you deerly.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
We are mint to be.