My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
Your love will always be up to par.
We make a great pear
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
Some bunny loves you.
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
We bee-long together.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
I love you and I ain’t lion.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
I love you berry much.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
I whale-y like you.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
I love you deerly.
"Aloe you vera much."
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
Owl always love you.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
You're my purr-son.
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
I cannoli be happy
"You bake me crazy."
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
You’re right up my alley.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
I always have a ball with you.
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.