I scored when I met you.
I have bean
thinking about you.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
I’ll always be running-back to you.
I love you berry much.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
"Yoda one for me."
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
I cannoli be happy
You met all of my koala-fications
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
Some bunny loves you.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
"I wood never leaf you."
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
I love you deerly.
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
You’re udder-ly perfect.
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
Pugs and kisses.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
You octopi my thoughts.
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
I pitcher us together forever.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
I whale-y like you.
I whale always love you.
We are mint to be.
You make miso happy.