Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Baby, you're a firework.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Your treat or mine?
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
I came here looking for a little tail.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
I know Benjamin Franklin.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Hello Boo-tiful.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?