If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Your mausoleum or mine?
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
I could never Passover you.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
You're a good egg.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!