What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
You're a good egg.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Your treat or mine?
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?