Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Your treat or mine?
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
You're a good egg.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
I came here looking for a little tail.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Baby, you're a firework.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?