What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
You read, white, and blew my mind.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Hello Boo-tiful.
I could never Passover you.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
You're a good egg.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.