Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Baby, you're a firework.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
I could never Passover you.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
You're a good egg.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
Hello Boo-tiful.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?