I know Benjamin Franklin.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
You're a good egg.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Your mausoleum or mine?
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Hello Boo-tiful.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.