I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
I came here looking for a little tail.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Your treat or mine?
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Hello Boo-tiful.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.