Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
I'd start a revolution for your number.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Baby, you're a firework.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Your treat or mine?
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Your mausoleum or mine?
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?