Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
I could never Passover you.
I came here looking for a little tail.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
You read, white, and blew my mind.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else