I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
I came here looking for a little tail.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Baby, you're a firework.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Hello Boo-tiful.