Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
You're a good egg.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.