Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
I'd start a revolution for your number.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Your mausoleum or mine?
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
I could never Passover you.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?