Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Your treat or mine?
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
I could never Passover you.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
I came here looking for a little tail.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.