Holiday Pick Up Lines

Get in the holiday spirit with these pick up lines

Holiday Pick Up Lines

You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
I could never Passover you.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Baby, you're a firework.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Hello Boo-tiful.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!