A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.