Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!