An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.