Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.