How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"