Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”