What is the capital of Greece?
G.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.