How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.