Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.