What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.