Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?
First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare
What happened to the two gladiator olives?
They were pitted against each other
Which was the largest Gladiator of them all?
Gluteus Maximus
What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?
Gladiator.
What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?
IC
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
Gladiator.
When the gladiators fought lions
it was always the mane event
If your girlfriend/wife ever gets you a gladiator uniform, it's a pretty good sign.
She wants you to be more Roman-tic.
What does a gladiator say when leaving after an intimate embrace with a woman?
Gladiator out
Have you heard the fast gladiator that was a tumor covered in dough?
He was a Roamin' Tumor Roll.
Hey, have you heard about....
A gladiator whose arms and legs been cut off in a fight? Well, I heard that he's been disarmed and defeated.
What do you call the gladiator who only tackles other gladiators?
Wrestle Crow.
What did Sparticus do to the cannibal who ate his nagging wife?
Nothing, he's gladiator.
What Did The Gladiator Do With The Glory-Hole?
He put his spear in it.
What do you call a happy aviator?
A gladiator
My Gladiator DVD stopped working...
Talk about an *epic* fail.