I know a good joke about Ikea furniture, but I'm still putting it together.
It was my first attempt at repairing my wobbly picnic table.
I totally nailed it.
I started sleeping on the left side of the bed
It just doesn't feel right.
Why doesn't james bond fart in bed?
Because it'll blow his cover
I've started a new band called "Blanket".
We're a cover band
I think i spent way too much on this table. It is just not a foldable.
What do you call a blessed blanket?
Holy sheet
The salesman at the furniture store told me "This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems!"
To which I said, “Where on earth am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
Do you think anyone will buy the new furniture made by Apple?
iWood
What did the baseball player say when the flight attendant asked what seat he was in?
"Put me in coach."