How do you get more bounce in a water bed?
Put some spring water in it
My chair is missing an arm and a leg.
That doesn't sit well with me.
I'm thinking about buying a weighted blanket.
This is a most heavy decision.
It was my first attempt at repairing my wobbly picnic table.
I totally nailed it.
I stole two sofas from death, but I wasn’t ready for the reaper cushions.
Why is IKEA the cheapest place to get furniture?
Because they have some Swede deals!
What’s the healthiest piece of furniture?
The vege-table
What’s Irish and stays outside all year?
Patty O’Furniture
I was going to replace the seats at my bar
But... I just can't look at another stool sample
What happens when a closet goes into fighting?
It turns into a wardrobe.