The salesman at the furniture store told me "This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems!"
To which I said, “Where on earth am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
My chair finally broke down yesterday.
It just doesn't give a sit anymore.
I'm moving some couches today...
Sofa, so good!
When I heard my sofa had been stolen, I thought “I’m not going to take this sitting down”.
Remind me not to get into another pillow fight... the risk for a concushion is too big.
What do you call a blessed blanket?
Holy sheet
What did the pillow say when the blanket asked it to come hang out?
I'm down
I came home to find many folders, calendars and filing cabinets were stolen.
Police believe it to be the work of organised crime.
I wanted to buy a book on Albert Einstein's theories but it was on the top shelf...
It's information that's way over my head.
I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture... But when I got home, the tables were turned