I came home to find many folders, calendars and filing cabinets were stolen.
Police believe it to be the work of organised crime.
What did Papa cabinet advise to his Son cabinet before his first date?
"Just be youshelf"
I was going to buy a new pillow....
but I decided I better sleep on it first
I've come up with a list of the top 10 types of specialized chairs.
Number 3 will shock you
Why was the cabinet maker fired on his first day?
He just couldn't get a handle on it.
Have you heard about these new corduroy pillow cases?
They're really making headlines.
I was going to replace the seats at my bar
But... I just can't look at another stool sample
I've started a new band called "Blanket".
We're a cover band
What do you call a chair in a suit?
A tuxSEATo
I know a good joke about Ikea furniture, but I'm still putting it together.