Furniture Puns

If the walls could talk, they're probably be telling these furniture puns.

Furniture Puns

Why did the broom decide to go to bed?
He was getting sweepy
What do you call an artistic piece of furniture?
A drawer
I have some extra chairs in my garage for emergency seat-uations.
How do you call an extremely soothing table?
A console
What do you call a furniture store that is over 30 miles away?
The Sofa-r store
What do you do when you are in the wrong seat?
Stand corrected
A man started wearing a blanket to the office.
His colleagues began to suspect he was working undercover...
I woke up in the middle of the night and found all the blankets on my bed were missing.
I was scared sheetless.
How many drum sets can you store on a sofa?
One per cushion
My office chair broke. It’s letting me down.