A student made our teacher so angry, they flipped their desk
Oh, the tables have turned
My chair is missing an arm and a leg.
That doesn't sit well with me.
Two cabinets walk out of a bar...
One says to the other, "you walking home?" and the other replies, "Nah, I'm cabinet."
What pillow set do the church organist and his wife have?
Hymn and Hers.
Do you think anyone will buy the new furniture made by Apple?
iWood
What did the baseball player say when the flight attendant asked what seat he was in?
"Put me in coach."
What do you call a chair in a suit?
A tuxSEATo
I put some desks and a whiteboard in my living room today.
It made it look a little more classy.
Why did the broom decide to go to bed?
He was getting sweepy
I put a blanket on a small pepper
He said he felt a little chili