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Furniture Puns

If the walls could talk, they're probably be telling these furniture puns.

Furniture Puns

I accidentally kicked my bed post when I got up this morning, almost couldn't move!
Luckilly, I called a toe truck.
Two cabinets walk out of a bar...
One says to the other, "you walking home?" and the other replies, "Nah, I'm cabinet."
I put some desks and a whiteboard in my living room today.
It made it look a little more classy.
I stole two sofas from death, but I wasn’t ready for the reaper cushions.
I put a blanket on a small pepper
He said he felt a little chili
I have some extra chairs in my garage for emergency seat-uations.
I'm moving some couches today...
Sofa, so good!
I stubbed my toe onto a piece of furniture. C-ouch!
What does a couch say to another couch at the other side of the room?
We are sofa apart!
I said to my doctor, "I usually sit on the computer 12 hours a day...is that bad?"
He replied, "That can't be too comfortable. Try a chair!"
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