What’s a farmer’s favorite piece of furniture?
a COWch.
I tried to build myself an armchair, but I messed up some of the measurements and made it too wide.
So near, and yet sofa
I was going to buy a new pillow....
but I decided I better sleep on it first
I've started a new band called "Blanket".
We're a cover band
What kind of blanket has the most patience?
A weighted blanket.
What did the pillow say when the blanket asked it to come hang out?
I'm down
I think i spent way too much on this table. It is just not a foldable.
Why doesn't james bond fart in bed?
Because it'll blow his cover
My chair finally broke down yesterday.
It just doesn't give a sit anymore.
What do you call a furniture store that is over 30 miles away?
The Sofa-r store