I said to my doctor, "I usually sit on the computer 12 hours a day...is that bad?"
He replied, "That can't be too comfortable. Try a chair!"
Why did the broom decide to go to bed?
He was getting sweepy
I'm thinking about buying a weighted blanket.
This is a most heavy decision.
What’s the healthiest piece of furniture?
The vege-table
I was going to buy a new pillow....
but I decided I better sleep on it first
I tried to build myself an armchair, but I messed up some of the measurements and made it too wide.
So near, and yet sofa
Do you think anyone will buy the new furniture made by Apple?
iWood
What kind of blanket has the most patience?
A weighted blanket.
Why does your laptop have a blanket on it?
It's on sleep mode.
My friend was bragging about his new L-shaped sofa, so I told him I had one too.
It's just lowercase.