What did the flirty coat say to the jacket?
"Do you hang here often?"
When the librarian bumped her head, she had no one to blame but her shelf.
Do you think anyone will buy the new furniture made by Apple?
iWood
My wife ordered one of those new heavy blankets but delivery took forever...
She says it was worth the weight.
I've come up with a list of the top 10 types of specialized chairs.
Number 3 will shock you
I had a few doubts about buying a big metal cabinet to store all my valuables.
Turns out... it was a safe purchase.
I've started a new band called "Blanket".
We're a cover band
What do you call a blessed blanket?
Holy sheet
How do you get into an all glass China cabinet?
Sorry, that's glassified.
The salesman at the furniture store told me "This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems!"
To which I said, “Where on earth am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”