Why did the broom decide to go to bed?
He was getting sweepy
What do you call an artistic piece of furniture?
A drawer
I have some extra chairs in my garage for emergency seat-uations.
How do you call an extremely soothing table?
A console
What do you call a furniture store that is over 30 miles away?
The Sofa-r store
What do you do when you are in the wrong seat?
Stand corrected
A man started wearing a blanket to the office.
His colleagues began to suspect he was working undercover...
I woke up in the middle of the night and found all the blankets on my bed were missing.
I was scared sheetless.
How many drum sets can you store on a sofa?
One per cushion
My office chair broke. It’s letting me down.