If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Let’s make like a banana and split.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
You look like my future ex wife.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Can we still share a netflix account?
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
"It's not me, it's you!"
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Let’s make like an atom, and split.