I think we need to become better strangers.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
I think we need to become better strangers.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
"It's not me, it's you!"
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
You are so right. And I am so left.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
We should make like your parents and split.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.