You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
"It's not me, it's you!"
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Can we still share a netflix account?
You are so right. And I am so left.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Let’s make like a banana and split.