Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
You looked better when I was drunk.
We're donion rings.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.