Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Let’s make like a banana and split.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
You looked better when I was drunk.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
We should make like your parents and split.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
I really like you. So does my wife.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
You look like my future ex wife.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.