Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Can we still share a netflix account?
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U