Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.