Funny Break Up Lines

Use these funny break up lines to put an end to a relationship.

Funny Break Up Lines

Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Roses are red

Violets are blue

You made my life a mess

Please call a clean-up crew
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying