I think we need to become better strangers.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
I think we need to become better strangers.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
"It's not me, it's you!"
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Can we still share a netflix account?
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.