Can we still share a netflix account?
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast