Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
"It's not me, it's you!"
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.