Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
You look like my future ex wife.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
We should make like your parents and split.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
I think we need to become better strangers.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.