If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
I think we need to become better strangers.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
"It's not me, it's you!"
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
We should make like your parents and split.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Can we still share a netflix account?
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
I really like you. So does my wife.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.