A fairy appears in front of an old man.
"For the good things you've done in your life, I grant you three wishes!"
The old man squints and asks: "Can you speak up a bit? My hearing isn't the best anymore..."
The fairy replies: "SURE! YOU HAVE TWO WISHES!"
Why does the fairy kingdom smell so awful?
Because of all the toad stools.
What do you call the Tooth Fairy in a lamp?
A Hygenie.
Shes a fairy realistic person.
Why would a judge make a good tooth fairy?
Because they want the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?
Taco Bell.
Why don’t fairies live under toadstools?
Because there’s not mushroom in the enchanted forest.
Why is the tooth fairy so smart?
Because she has wisdom teeth!
I love you so fairy much.
How do you know the tooth fairy is a journalist?
They're always searching for the tooth.
Who granted the fish a wish?
The fairy codmother.
What do you call a philosophical fairy?
Thinker-bell.
I'm investigating the tooth fairy, and it's going well...
I've managed to get a molar into her operation. I'm going to find out the tooth at the root of all this.
What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
I have a bone to pixie with you.
A man meets a fairy.
"I grant you 2 wishes" , says the fairy.
"I want a bottle of beer that never gets empty" , says the man.
He starts to drink. After two minutes he stops drinking and the bottle is still full.
"And youre second wish?" the fairy asks.
"Another one of those."
Do you know what Tinkerbell's tooshie is called?
A fairy tale.
I'm a fairy.
My name's Nuff. Fair enough.
What do pixies use to clean their teeth?
Fairy floss.
I just paid for a boat ride to a magic themed renaissance carnival. The price was reasonable.
It was a fair fairy faire ferry fare.
Fairies just spell trouble.
I hate how all my fairy photographs have really bad quality.
They’re all so pixielated.
My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo.
Why did the fairy play football?
Because she was fairy sportable!
What do you call a fairy that doesn’t like to shower?
Stinkerbell.
What did Peter Pan call Tinkerbell when she corrected his spelling?
A Diction Fairy.
What is a fairy’s favorite drink?
Sprite.
Fairies just wand to have fun.
What do you call a 2D fairy?
Pixie-lated.
What did the fairy say to the other fairy?
It’s fairy nice to meet you!
I expected a call last night, so I slept with my phone under my pillow.
When I woke up it was gone, and there was a dollar coin in its place?!
Must have been the Bluetooth Fairy...