What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
Moisturize the air!
As fast as humidly possible.
At what point will you love to change your bulbs the most?
When sparks fly.
What is a Jedi electrician’s favorite tool? His lightsaber”
My friend asked me why I was wearing a lamp shade over my face.
I replied, "I am feeling light headed."
A wind turbine saw a solar panel at an energy convention. He leaned in and shouted, Hey, I’m a big fan!”
Why did bulb pack an apple in his bag?
He wanted to have a light snack.
What do power strips always say at their high school reunions?
I haven’t seen you in light years.
What is a light bulb’s favorite kind of news?
Current events.
I went to shop for a toaster. The sailsman showed me all the fancy features.
I said "wow, that's cool!"
And he replied, "Sorry ma'am,it can only warm"
How are air conditioners like humans?
Both get turned on when it's hot.
The superconductor left without resistance.
I put some big, giant, large, massive, enormous, huge bread in the toaster.
I was making synonym toast.
I noticed a wasp in my laundry as I was dropping it in the washer. I decided the best action was to close the lid and start the machine anyway.
Now it's a washp.
What's the first tea that comes in a teapot?
empytea
Asked my boy to put the kettle on.
He said, "I don't think it'll fit me"
Why was the broken air conditioner already sad?
Because it couldn’t vent it’s problems.
The recipe said, “set the oven to 180 degrees”...
Now I can’t open the door because it faces the wall.
This morning, my dad told me something that gave me the chills.
He said, “I’m turning off the heating.”
Why is wind power popular? Because it has a lot of fans!”
What is a wise, old priest's favorite kitchen appliance?
The deep friar.
My heater won't stop running.
I swear it has no chill.
Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard.
I tried to taste the hot light bulb
But I got my tungstenned.
I caught my friend harassing some electricity. I told him it was an abuse of power.”
The sun is just a big space heater.
One blender turns to the one next to it and says "You're looking exceptionally good today!"
So the other replies, "You're such a smoothie talker"
A policeman was busted for collecting bribes and hiding the money in his freezer....
When the authorities searched his freezer, they found nothing but cold hard cash