What sound does a vacuum sweeper make when it explodes?
Ka-BROOM!!!
What did the dough say after half an hour in the oven?
I’m bready.
I was going to start ironing, but I decided it was too depressing.
The superconductor left without resistance.
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.”
I brought a new vacuum cleaner.
It sucks.
In the darkness, is where a flashlight really shines!
Why did the lamps get arrested?
They were in some shady business
I was opening up all the vents in our house. My wife didn't understand why.
"You may think that's eVENTfull. You'll undestand why I do this eVENTually"
I noticed a wasp in my laundry as I was dropping it in the washer. I decided the best action was to close the lid and start the machine anyway.
Now it's a washp.
What did the sad lamp say when plugged in?
"I finally feel better now that I’ve got an emotional outlet."
My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice-making factory. Now they’ve gone into liquidation.
I can't decide whether to grill chicken breasts or chicken thighs...
I guess I'll just wing it
My friend called and said he was sick of his fireplace exhaust vent...
Sounds like another case of the flue.
How many museum curators does it take to change a light bulb?
6. 1 changes it and the other 5 preserve, display, and celebrate the old model.
My friend had put some beans in the coffee grinder
After a few seconds I told him to stop. That's fine.
At what point will you love to change your bulbs the most?
When sparks fly.
I think my window air conditioner needs an ambulance.
It keeps hyperventilating.
What is a Jedi electrician’s favorite tool? His lightsaber”
When the heat turns down, we thieves gather in our secret hideout for a meeting.
We call it our Con Den session.
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!”
What do you call a skeleton in a freezer?
Bone-chilling.
I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods.
It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
I stole some kitchen appliances from my mate...
It was dangerous but worth the whisk.
How are air conditioners like humans?
Both get turned on when it's hot.
Where do light bulbs go shopping?
The outlet stores.
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you make the vacuum cleaner.
If you think that your phone, laptop, microwave and fridge spying on you is bad
Then you should know that your vaccum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for a while .