Refrigerators look kinda boring.
But actually they're pretty cool
Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time… I was shocked.”
The government is planning to ban articles about ironing appliances in the newspaper.
The freedom of press is no more.
My friend asked me why I was wearing a lamp shade over my face.
I replied, "I am feeling light headed."
A wind turbine saw a solar panel at an energy convention. He leaned in and shouted, Hey, I’m a big fan!”
What would you call a power failure? A current event.
My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So, I tasered her, and I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.”
A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, Get out! We don’t serve your kind here.
Every time I hang out my laundry, I can't resist singing "Nine to Five" ...
Guess that's what I get for using Dolly pegs.
My wife said she'll leave me if I don't stop the laundry punsץ
So from today I'm detergent to be better.
What does a four-wheeled vehicle and a television have in common?
They’re both ATV
What temperature do you set a toy oven?
Faux hundred degrees.
I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.
I watched it all unfold.
I hit my head on a light bulb today, but it’s okay.
It was a soft white.
Today, I changed a light bulb, crossed a street, and walked into a bar.
My life is a joke.
Two TV antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married...
The ceremony was boring but the reception was brilliant.
What happens when you put your hand in a blender?
You get a hand shake.
My friend keeps the toaster on the lowest setting
I suspect he's got black toast intolerance
I took my friends watch that had an LED flashlight on it.
Now it's my time to shine.
Why is wind power popular? Because it has a lot of fans!”
I threw my toaster into the toilet the other day.
It was a shock to the cistern.
I think my heater is sick.
It's hot.
Why was the broken refrigerator angry?
Because he couldn’t keep his cool.
What do you call a catholic toaster strudel?
A pope tart.
What kind of plant generates the most energy? A power plant.”
My heater won't stop running.
I swear it has no chill.
My blender is a bit forgetfull. It keep breaking the ice with me.
What’s the best tool to install an electrical plug with?
A socket wrench.
What did the lamps do after their date?
They got turned on.
An electrician needed to change 8 fluorescent lamps to brighten up a large conference room at our office. I asked him if he needed a hand carrying them.
He said no, this is light.