his morning my son said his ear hurt and I asked : on the inside or outside?
So he walks out the front door, comes back in and says "Both."
I stumbled into a room where everyone's ears were missing.
I know it sounds EARy, but it wasn't.
I don’t understand why ear biting is a fetish
Almost everyone eats corn.
I've never seen the inside of my ears...
But I've heard good things.
What has ears but cannot hear?
A field of corn.
How do mountains hear?
with mountaineers.
Me and my ears hate badminton so much
It's making a racket.
My wife just now: Do men's ears actually work or are they just for decoration?
Me: 'What?'
I have six eyes, two mouths and three ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?
A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
The other day someone made fun of my ears for hanging down too far.
Lobe low, dude.
My doctor says I should get my ears cleaned every 12 months.
I think he means ear-ly.
After making love the other night, I told my spouse that I love when the whisper sweet things in my ear...
So my spouse leaned in close and whispered..."Syrup."
What do you call an ear with no eyes
No-eyed ear
Why was the man who hung tennis equipment from his ears arrested?
He was found guilty of racket-ear-ring
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
It's a buccaneer
What do you call friends with airpods in their ears
Earbuds.
What do you call someone with fruit in one ear and whipped cream in the other?
A trifle deaf.