his morning my son said his ear hurt and I asked : on the inside or outside?
So he walks out the front door, comes back in and says "Both."
Did you know if you hold a hard hat up to your ear....
you can hear the OSHA?
Why was the man who hung tennis equipment from his ears arrested?
He was found guilty of racket-ear-ring
What did Van Gogh name the ear he didn't cut off?
Van Stay.
What do you call a giant gorilla with pean u t butter in one ear and Jam in the other?
Anything you want, he's not going to hear you!
Condoms are like ear muffs.
They prevent a lot of noise.
Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?
A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
Why are super loud sounds bad for your ears?
It hertz your eardrums.
The other day someone made fun of my ears for hanging down too far.
Lobe low, dude.
My wife is always telling me I shouldn’t stick Q-tips so far in my ear
At least that’s what I think she was saying.
Wind carried the sound of two people mocking each other to my ears.
I was in diss-gust.
What do you call an ear with no eyes
No-eyed ear
My mate had an accident and lost his ear. The doctors were able to graft on a new one made of pig skin.
His hearing is now quite fine, but every now and then he gets some crackling.
One ear of corn says to the other, “I think I have a stalker.”
The other corn replies, “Thats amaizing! Is he cute?” The ear replies, “No, too husky!”
What do you call friends with airpods in their ears
Earbuds.
I tried to warn my son about the dangers of Russian roulette...
It went in one ear and out the other.
How many ears does Spok have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.
What do you call Bears without ears
B.