What kind of ears do trains have?
Engineers.
I have six eyes, two mouths and three ears, what am I?
Ugly.
After making love the other night, I told my spouse that I love when the whisper sweet things in my ear...
So my spouse leaned in close and whispered..."Syrup."
Son: Hey Dad, why do you have your ear right up to that computer?
Dad: I’m listening to A Dell
I got sick when I lost one of my ear buds.
It was mono.
I stumbled into a room where everyone's ears were missing.
I know it sounds EARy, but it wasn't.
What do you call an ear with no eyes
No-eyed ear
My mate had an accident and lost his ear. The doctors were able to graft on a new one made of pig skin.
His hearing is now quite fine, but every now and then he gets some crackling.
Wind carried the sound of two people mocking each other to my ears.
I was in diss-gust.
The other day someone made fun of my ears for hanging down too far.
Lobe low, dude.
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
It's a buccaneer
What do you call Bears without ears
B.
A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.
The doctor said: “I can tell right away that you haven't been eating properly."
What do you call a gray animal with big ears and a large trunk?
A traveling mouse.
What do you call a giant gorilla with pean u t butter in one ear and Jam in the other?
Anything you want, he's not going to hear you!
Why did the kid put the dinky car in his ear?
Because he wanted to give it a wax job.
How many ears does Spok have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.
I've never seen the inside of my ears...
But I've heard good things.