Why did the kid put the dinky car in his ear?
Because he wanted to give it a wax job.
What did Van Gogh name the ear he didn't cut off?
Van Stay.
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
It's a buccaneer
I told the doctor I was deaf in my left ear he said 'are you sure?'
Then I said 'I'm definite."
How many ears does Spok have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.
What do you call a giant gorilla with pean u t butter in one ear and Jam in the other?
Anything you want, he's not going to hear you!
A captain was barking at his crew. "What do you think is between yer ears!?"
"Eye Eye, Captain!"
I tried to warn my son about the dangers of Russian roulette...
It went in one ear and out the other.
What kind of ears do trains have?
Engineers.
What has ears but cannot hear?
A field of corn.
What do you call someone with fruit in one ear and whipped cream in the other?
A trifle deaf.
Why was the man who hung tennis equipment from his ears arrested?
He was found guilty of racket-ear-ring
My father in law has had an ear infection for three weeks.
I had to double check that, it didn't sound right.
I've never seen the inside of my ears...
But I've heard good things.
There's a serious ear condition that dogs can get, it makes their ears ring all the time.
It's called Rin-Tin-Tinnitus.
A man goes to the doctors and says " Doc, I'm having problems with my ears, I think I'm going deaf".
The Doc says " Can you tell me the symptoms?"
The man replies, " Well, Homer's the big fat bloke, and Marge has blue hair!"
I can't hear out of my ear...
It's really EAR-itating.
What do you call Bears without ears
B.