I stumbled into a room where everyone's ears were missing.
I know it sounds EARy, but it wasn't.
There's a serious ear condition that dogs can get, it makes their ears ring all the time.
It's called Rin-Tin-Tinnitus.
After making love the other night, I told my spouse that I love when the whisper sweet things in my ear...
So my spouse leaned in close and whispered..."Syrup."
Why can’t your ear be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
One ear of corn says to the other, “I think I have a stalker.”
The other corn replies, “Thats amaizing! Is he cute?” The ear replies, “No, too husky!”
My wife is always telling me I shouldn’t stick Q-tips so far in my ear
At least that’s what I think she was saying.
I've never seen the inside of my ears...
But I've heard good things.
I tried to warn my son about the dangers of Russian roulette...
It went in one ear and out the other.
The other day someone made fun of my ears for hanging down too far.
Lobe low, dude.
What has ears but cannot hear?
A field of corn.
A captain was barking at his crew. "What do you think is between yer ears!?"
"Eye Eye, Captain!"
My mate had an accident and lost his ear. The doctors were able to graft on a new one made of pig skin.
His hearing is now quite fine, but every now and then he gets some crackling.
I have six eyes, two mouths and three ears, what am I?
Ugly.
What do you call Bears without ears
B.
Why was the man who hung tennis equipment from his ears arrested?
He was found guilty of racket-ear-ring
What do you call a guy with an ear fetish.
Hard for hearing.
What do you get if you cut off Mona Lisa's ears?
MONO LISA.
What do you call someone with fruit in one ear and whipped cream in the other?
A trifle deaf.