Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?
A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
I got sick when I lost one of my ear buds.
It was mono.
My doctor says I should get my ears cleaned every 12 months.
I think he means ear-ly.
Why did the kid put the dinky car in his ear?
Because he wanted to give it a wax job.
What do you call someone with fruit in one ear and whipped cream in the other?
A trifle deaf.
What do you call a gray animal with big ears and a large trunk?
A traveling mouse.
Condoms are like ear muffs.
They prevent a lot of noise.
Wind carried the sound of two people mocking each other to my ears.
I was in diss-gust.
I tried to warn my son about the dangers of Russian roulette...
It went in one ear and out the other.
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
It's a buccaneer
I don’t understand why ear biting is a fetish
Almost everyone eats corn.
Thankfully evolution gave us ears a million years ago...
Now we finally get to use them to wear masks.
Why are super loud sounds bad for your ears?
It hertz your eardrums.
I have six eyes, two mouths and three ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Why can’t your ear be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What kind of ears do trains have?
Engineers.
What do you call Bears without ears
B.
Son: Hey Dad, why do you have your ear right up to that computer?
Dad: I’m listening to A Dell