How do mountains hear?
with mountaineers.
Why did the kid put the dinky car in his ear?
Because he wanted to give it a wax job.
Thankfully evolution gave us ears a million years ago...
Now we finally get to use them to wear masks.
What do you call a giant gorilla with pean u t butter in one ear and Jam in the other?
Anything you want, he's not going to hear you!
Condoms are like ear muffs.
They prevent a lot of noise.
What do you get if you cut off Mona Lisa's ears?
MONO LISA.
What do you call a guy with an ear fetish.
Hard for hearing.
I got sick when I lost one of my ear buds.
It was mono.
My doctor says I should get my ears cleaned every 12 months.
I think he means ear-ly.
What did Van Gogh name the ear he didn't cut off?
Van Stay.
One ear of corn says to the other, “I think I have a stalker.”
The other corn replies, “Thats amaizing! Is he cute?” The ear replies, “No, too husky!”
Me and my ears hate badminton so much
It's making a racket.
What do you call an ear with no eyes
No-eyed ear
What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?
Awe shucks!
A man goes to the doctors and says " Doc, I'm having problems with my ears, I think I'm going deaf".
The Doc says " Can you tell me the symptoms?"
The man replies, " Well, Homer's the big fat bloke, and Marge has blue hair!"
I've never seen the inside of my ears...
But I've heard good things.
After making love the other night, I told my spouse that I love when the whisper sweet things in my ear...
So my spouse leaned in close and whispered..."Syrup."
Wind carried the sound of two people mocking each other to my ears.
I was in diss-gust.