Why are super loud sounds bad for your ears?
It hertz your eardrums.
What has ears but cannot hear?
A field of corn.
What do you call a guy with an ear fetish.
Hard for hearing.
What do you get if you cut off Mona Lisa's ears?
MONO LISA.
My father in law has had an ear infection for three weeks.
I had to double check that, it didn't sound right.
There's a serious ear condition that dogs can get, it makes their ears ring all the time.
It's called Rin-Tin-Tinnitus.
What do you call someone with fruit in one ear and whipped cream in the other?
A trifle deaf.
How do mountains hear?
with mountaineers.
My wife just now: Do men's ears actually work or are they just for decoration?
Me: 'What?'
How many ears does Spok have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.
I don’t understand why ear biting is a fetish
Almost everyone eats corn.
What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?
Awe shucks!
What did Van Gogh name the ear he didn't cut off?
Van Stay.
I have six eyes, two mouths and three ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Why can’t your ear be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What kind of ears do trains have?
Engineers.
Why did the kid put the dinky car in his ear?
Because he wanted to give it a wax job.
Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?
A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.