What do you get if you cut off Mona Lisa's ears?
MONO LISA.
My father in law has had an ear infection for three weeks.
I had to double check that, it didn't sound right.
his morning my son said his ear hurt and I asked : on the inside or outside?
So he walks out the front door, comes back in and says "Both."
My doctor says I should get my ears cleaned every 12 months.
I think he means ear-ly.
My wife is always telling me I shouldn’t stick Q-tips so far in my ear
At least that’s what I think she was saying.
What do you call Bears without ears
B.
How many ears does Spok have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.
Did you know if you hold a hard hat up to your ear....
you can hear the OSHA?
Condoms are like ear muffs.
They prevent a lot of noise.
There's a serious ear condition that dogs can get, it makes their ears ring all the time.
It's called Rin-Tin-Tinnitus.
I can't hear out of my ear...
It's really EAR-itating.
What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?
Awe shucks!
What kind of ears do trains have?
Engineers.
I got sick when I lost one of my ear buds.
It was mono.
Why was the man who hung tennis equipment from his ears arrested?
He was found guilty of racket-ear-ring
A captain was barking at his crew. "What do you think is between yer ears!?"
"Eye Eye, Captain!"
What did Van Gogh name the ear he didn't cut off?
Van Stay.
A man goes to the doctors and says " Doc, I'm having problems with my ears, I think I'm going deaf".
The Doc says " Can you tell me the symptoms?"
The man replies, " Well, Homer's the big fat bloke, and Marge has blue hair!"