I can't hear out of my ear...
It's really EAR-itating.
What do you call a guy with an ear fetish.
Hard for hearing.
Did you know if you hold a hard hat up to your ear....
you can hear the OSHA?
Son: Hey Dad, why do you have your ear right up to that computer?
Dad: I’m listening to A Dell
What did Van Gogh name the ear he didn't cut off?
Van Stay.
I've never seen the inside of my ears...
But I've heard good things.
Why did the kid put the dinky car in his ear?
Because he wanted to give it a wax job.
My wife just now: Do men's ears actually work or are they just for decoration?
Me: 'What?'
A captain was barking at his crew. "What do you think is between yer ears!?"
"Eye Eye, Captain!"
What do you call a giant gorilla with pean u t butter in one ear and Jam in the other?
Anything you want, he's not going to hear you!
Why was the man who hung tennis equipment from his ears arrested?
He was found guilty of racket-ear-ring
What do you call Bears without ears
B.
Me and my ears hate badminton so much
It's making a racket.
I tried to warn my son about the dangers of Russian roulette...
It went in one ear and out the other.
What do you call a gray animal with big ears and a large trunk?
A traveling mouse.
One ear of corn says to the other, “I think I have a stalker.”
The other corn replies, “Thats amaizing! Is he cute?” The ear replies, “No, too husky!”
A man goes to the doctors and says " Doc, I'm having problems with my ears, I think I'm going deaf".
The Doc says " Can you tell me the symptoms?"
The man replies, " Well, Homer's the big fat bloke, and Marge has blue hair!"
My doctor says I should get my ears cleaned every 12 months.
I think he means ear-ly.