There's a serious ear condition that dogs can get, it makes their ears ring all the time.
It's called Rin-Tin-Tinnitus.
Son: Hey Dad, why do you have your ear right up to that computer?
Dad: I’m listening to A Dell
A man goes to the doctors and says " Doc, I'm having problems with my ears, I think I'm going deaf".
The Doc says " Can you tell me the symptoms?"
The man replies, " Well, Homer's the big fat bloke, and Marge has blue hair!"
What do you call a giant gorilla with pean u t butter in one ear and Jam in the other?
Anything you want, he's not going to hear you!
Why did the kid put the dinky car in his ear?
Because he wanted to give it a wax job.
What do you call Bears without ears
B.
Wind carried the sound of two people mocking each other to my ears.
I was in diss-gust.
My wife is always telling me I shouldn’t stick Q-tips so far in my ear
At least that’s what I think she was saying.
A captain was barking at his crew. "What do you think is between yer ears!?"
"Eye Eye, Captain!"
I have six eyes, two mouths and three ears, what am I?
Ugly.
I don’t understand why ear biting is a fetish
Almost everyone eats corn.
I tried to warn my son about the dangers of Russian roulette...
It went in one ear and out the other.
I got sick when I lost one of my ear buds.
It was mono.
My wife just now: Do men's ears actually work or are they just for decoration?
Me: 'What?'
I stumbled into a room where everyone's ears were missing.
I know it sounds EARy, but it wasn't.
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
It's a buccaneer
What did Van Gogh name the ear he didn't cut off?
Van Stay.
The other day someone made fun of my ears for hanging down too far.
Lobe low, dude.