I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
In an attempt to deter computer hackers I've changed all my passwords to 'Brazil Nut'
That will be a hard one to crack.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!
My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
What was Hitler's favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
qwsedrftgyhujikolpawesdrtfgyhujikloaszxdcrfvgtbhnjmk,lazsxdcfvgsedtfrgyftg67y78u87u8uii9op[;'';;'/;l/l;.l.k,lkmjkmertyudfghjk12q21q2qw3qwe3we4r45rt6ygerdgfvbwedfcv qwedfscv
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes