A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:
"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase."
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
A robot is eating a hard drive for lunch.
The robot's friend asks for a bite and the robot says "Sure, but just a small bite." His friend takes a bite and the robot shouts, "Hey! That's a megabyte!"
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
Which hard drive is always the happiest?
Disk C:
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!