Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
Which hard drive is always the happiest?
Disk C:
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
Now he can processor.
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!