An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called "1,001 cures for itches."
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I said: But, mom that's why I am using a chair.
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!