TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.