After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!