One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!