Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.