A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.