A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"