Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.