The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.