What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!