The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!