The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s