Ice cream trucks are pretty hardy, but they will break down if they drive over the rocky road.
What did the teacher say when he could not get into his car?
‘Oh no, I have lost my Kias!’
Why could the Italian Chef not unlock his car?
He had Gnocchi.
Is the city bus running on time? No, it’s running on diesel.
What superhero takes public transportation to get around? Bus Lightyear.
How to spot the best mechanic?
The brightest bulb.
A car company tried to make a submarine, but it kept surfacing too quickley
The crew got the Mercedes-Bends
Why did the bus driver eat a burger? He wanted to 'bus-t' his energy!
Tesla just announced they’ll be including a bottle of their new cologne now with every car sold
It’s called Elon’s Musk
What do you call a perfect submarine?
Sub-optimal.
What happens when you run in front of a bus?
You get tired.
What happens when you run behind a bus?
You get exhausted.
Why should you be cautious of a Finnish submarine captain?
He’ll sink ye.
Why did the bus driver take a long break? He needed a wheel-y good rest!
How do eels travel across the seafloor? By Octo-bus.
What’s the difference between a school bus driver and a winter cold? One knows all the stops, and the other stops the nose.
What do French cars wear as hats?
Bonnets.
I hopped on the bus yesterday afternoon. After a few minutes, the driver asked me to sit down like everyone else
How did cars protect themselves during the medieval age?
They would dig an M.O.T. around them.
What is a car’s favourite movie character?
Aerial from The Little Mermaid.
A truck full of christmas trees have been stolen.
Police admit they are stumped.
Have I given you the tour of my estate yet?
It is a Vauxhall.
The navy is now taking dogs along on their submarines
They're subwoofers
BREAKING NEWS: Vietnam accidentally sank its own submarine killing all 350 on board
Whoops, wrong sub.
What do you call a drunk person fumbling with their car keys?
A taxi
Why was the bus driver so confused? He was 'bus-t' in traffic!
Why couldn’t the submarine commander get to the surface after joining Reddit?
He couldn’t get any up-boats
It’s never great taking a truck driver to the cinema to watch a film. They only really like the trailers.
What happens when a frogs car breaks down?
It has to be toad away.
I always like to keep a jar of peanut butter in the car when I travel on a busy freeway ...
just in case there’s a traffic jam.
It's pretty obvious, that if you run in front of a moving car, you will get tired. But if you run behind it..
..do you just get exhausted ?
How does a car tell you to get out?
‘Get out, or I shall give you the boot.’
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
did he just bust a move?
How can you tell if a car is from Switzerland?
It remains in neutral.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was too tired..
Why is it so expensive to run a submarine?
It's the depth charges.
I once had my identity stolen by a cement truck driver. It took me ages to track him down, but now I have concrete evidence.
What do the Scottish cars wear as hats?
Flat-caps.
Which car do sheep drive?
Su-baa-ru.
What do you call it when a truck of tortoises crashes into an aquarium?
A turtle disaster.
Truck drivers have a great way of settling disputes – they only use their horns. It’s known as a fight to the deaf.
What’s the hardest part about working as a bus driver? Everyone’s talking behind your back.
I tried driving a truck with a trailer that was attached without using the proper equipment.
It went off without a hitch.
How do you impregnate a submarine?
Fill it with seamen.
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
But it's hard to say...
Baby dump trucks have the cutest name – they’re called dumplings.
What the motto of a Boy Scout who got a badge for fixing a bicycle horn?
Beep Repaired!
How did cars walk on to Noah’s Ark?
4X4.
Today was a terrible day. First my ex got hit by a bus.
Then I lost my job as a driver.
How advanced are the inner workings of a submarine?
It goes very deep
What is a car’s favourite job?
Caretaker.