Another truck crashed further down the road; this one was carrying wigs. The police are combing the area.
What do you call it when a truck of tortoises crashes into an aquarium?
A turtle disaster.
I rode my bike so much, I had to put a new set of wheels on it. I was about to put a third set on it, but the old bike didn’t work anymore. which is understandable. The bike was already retired.
What is a car’s favourite film?
Taxi.
What should you wear before driving?
The correct gear.
My Dad drove a truck for 32 years.
He was terrible with directions.
How to spot the best mechanic?
The brightest bulb.
A slat spreading truck knocked me off my bike last year. I yelled “You idiot!” through gritted teeth.
What is the collective noun for cars?
Pack of cars.
Two trucks – one carrying strawberries and one carrying sugar – crashed. Drivers didn’t stop, and now the jam is getting thicker.
While I was riding my bike, there was a big tropical storm. I decided to cyclone.
Honda is oldest car make in the world. It was mentioned in the bible!
"And the apostles were all in Accord"
51. What does a car yell when something goes wrong?
‘Jesus Chrysler!’
Do you know why the U.S. Navy always keeps at least two canaries on board each of their submarines?
Because everyone knows that if you have a big sub you also need a good set of tweeters.
Why is their ship called 3.14?
Because they are π-rates.
Truck drivers have a great way of settling disputes – they only use their horns. It’s known as a fight to the deaf.
What happens when you run in front of a bus?
You get tired.
What happens when you run behind a bus?
You get exhausted.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck...
It was a camel tow
What did the bus say to the frog? Hop on.
Who should drive home out of the two friends?
The one who is not tired.
Why didn't the bicycle want to go anywhere?
It was two tired.
The bus driver was so friendly and nice, it was a 'joy ride'!
As I put the car in reverse, I thought to myself:
"This really takes me back".
Baby dump trucks have the cutest name – they’re called dumplings.
Why couldn’t the submarine commander get to the surface after joining Reddit?
He couldn’t get any up-boats
In Mexico, truck drivers always keep a wheel of cheese in their cabs. Apparently this is in queso emergencies.
Why did the larger car go first?
It had the right of weigh.
Why did the girl break up with the boy?
He was driving her crazy!
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
My kid’s toy submarine was having trouble staying under water...
I hope this will not surface again
Why did the bus driver go to jail? He was 'wheely' breaking the law!
A man is wanted for stealing tires off of cop cars.
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
When I asked the bus driver for directions, it was a 'bus stop' service!
Why can't buses make friends? Because they only pick up strangers!
What is the car dealership in Star Wars called?
The Mazda-lorian
Ship Captain: Guys, I need help. I don’t remember how to write 2 in Roman numerals.
Crew: I I Captain.
I tried driving a truck with a trailer that was attached without using the proper equipment.
It went off without a hitch.
What do you call a truck towing a smaller truck?
A mother trucker
How does a flower propel a bicycle?
It petals!
Ice cream trucks are pretty hardy, but they will break down if they drive over the rocky road.
did you hear the one about the sheep in car wreck?
it was baaad.
What did the girl say before making a big decision?
‘Do not pressure me.’
Tesla just announced they’ll be including a bottle of their new cologne now with every car sold
It’s called Elon’s Musk
What do you get when you cross a Tambourine with a Submarine?
The Salvation Navy
What do you call a murder where the perp runs away on a bicycle?
A drive bike shooting