Why do you only drive automatics?
‘I could never find a manual.’
In Mexico, truck drivers always keep a wheel of cheese in their cabs. Apparently this is in queso emergencies.
What are the benefits of city buses using green fuel? They’ll always be on thyme.
What do you call a guy who only rides children's bicycles?
A pedalphile
What happens when a frogs car breaks down?
It has to be toad away.
What is a car’s favourite colour?
Racing car green.
Ice cream trucks are pretty hardy, but they will break down if they drive over the rocky road.
I'm gonna quit my job on a submarine
I'm under a lot of pressure
What the motto of a Boy Scout who got a badge for fixing a bicycle horn?
Beep Repaired!
Ship Captain: Guys, I need help. I don’t remember how to write 2 in Roman numerals.
Crew: I I Captain.
I once had my identity stolen by a cement truck driver. It took me ages to track him down, but now I have concrete evidence.
What do they play at the beginning of a car movie?
The trailer.
There are more planes under the oceans than there are submarines up in the skies. Let that sink in...
What is the collective noun for cars?
Pack of cars.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was 2-tired.