Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
But it's hard to say...
My sister bet me that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti
You should have seen her face as I drove Pasta
What is the collective noun for cars?
Pack of cars.
Today was a terrible day. First my ex got hit by a bus.
Then I lost my job as a driver.
Why are cars so cheeky?
Because they are fuel of it.
How to tell a car it has gained weight?
‘You have got Fiat.’
Another truck crashed further down the road; this one was carrying wigs. The police are combing the area.
There are more planes under the oceans than there are submarines up in the skies. Let that sink in...
What did the bus say to the frog? Hop on.
What happened when the cargo ship full of books sank?
It caused a title wave!
What do French cars wear as hats?
Bonnets.
did you hear the one about the sheep in car wreck?
it was baaad.
Have you heard about the guy who stole a truck carrying supplies of disinfectant? Police say he made a clean getaway.
A slat spreading truck knocked me off my bike last year. I yelled “You idiot!” through gritted teeth.
A silent man walked into a bicycle shop...
He picked up a wheel and spoke.