I knew a submarine sailor who wasn't very talkative or energetic
He was a subdued sub dude.
I was gonna make some car puns...
but I ran out of gas.
How did cars protect themselves during the medieval age?
They would dig an M.O.T. around them.
How to tell a car it has gained weight?
‘You have got Fiat.’
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was 2-tired.
Why did the bus driver laugh? He was having a 'wheely' good time!
I joined the French Submarine Corps to learn how to deal with the loss of a loved one.
They taught me periscoping techniques.
When I asked the bus driver for directions, it was a 'bus stop' service!
How does a car tell you to get out?
‘Get out, or I shall give you the boot.’
I told my boyfriend I'd missed the bus.
He asked me what I was trying to hit it with.
How advanced are the inner workings of a submarine?
It goes very deep
Have you heard about the guys who stole a truck full of broccoli and cauliflower? They had to really floret to get away.
What is a car’s favourite film?
Taxi.
What do cars play at the weekend?
Golf.
We all have a submarine in our heads but we're not supposed to think about it. It's all sub-conscious.