What do you call a big queue of trucks, making cheesy one-liners? A pick-up line.
How does a flower propel a bicycle?
It petals!
A truck full of christmas trees have been stolen.
Police admit they are stumped.
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
did he just bust a move?
I have to pay for a bus ticket?
I guess it's only fare
I saw a sign on the bus the other day.
It said "please give this seat to the elderly."
So I ripped it out and took it home for my grandad
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a perfect submarine?
Sub-optimal.
What is the collective noun for cars?
Pack of cars.
I’ve always been a trucker, but recently I applied for a job at Microsoft. I’ve heard they’re always looking for more drivers.
Why did the bus stop in the middle of the street? It saw a zebra crossing.
How to spot the best mechanic?
The brightest bulb.
What did the car call his new band?
Back Seat Boys.
What do you call a square that got into a car accident?
A rect-angle
Which films is the car’s favourite?
WiperBlade 1, 2 and Trinity.