What’s the difference between a school bus driver and a winter cold? One knows all the stops, and the other stops the nose.
What do French cars wear as hats?
Bonnets.
Why did the larger car go first?
It had the right of weigh.
Baby dump trucks have the cutest name – they’re called dumplings.
What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
A foot.
A slat spreading truck knocked me off my bike last year. I yelled “You idiot!” through gritted teeth.
Driving behind an ambulance, I watched a box fall off the back. I checked inside and there was a foot in it, so I decided to call a toe truck.
I knew a submarine sailor who wasn't very talkative or energetic
He was a subdued sub dude.
What is a car’s favourite sport?
Soc-car.
BREAKING NEWS: Vietnam accidentally sank its own submarine killing all 350 on board
Whoops, wrong sub.
What is the car dealership in Star Wars called?
The Mazda-lorian
What is a car’s favourite movie character?
Aerial from The Little Mermaid.
Why are cars so cheeky?
Because they are fuel of it.
I once had my identity stolen by a cement truck driver. It took me ages to track him down, but now I have concrete evidence.
Mum said I would never be able to make a bicycle out of spaghetti
Well I did, and you should’ve seen her face when I rode pasta