Why did the tricycle not hang out with the bicycles?
It felt like a third wheel
Why do you only drive automatics?
‘I could never find a manual.’
What is a car’s favourite bug?
A beetle.
Why was the bus driver so confused? He was 'bus-t' in traffic!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was 2-tired.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus
What title did the car have in the Navy?
Rear window Admiral.
What is a car’s favourite sport?
Soc-car.
What color are military submarines?
Deep navy
What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
A foot.
I told my boyfriend I'd missed the bus.
He asked me what I was trying to hit it with.
I have a question for people who take the bus...
Are you supposed to give it back?
BREAKING: The United States, after mistaking it for an Iranian submarine, has struck a utility submarine with an underwater torpedo that was en route to displace the shipping carrier blocking the Suez Canal, killing all 169 aboard
whoops wrong sub
We get fed up of long car journeys...
...meanwhile, truck drivers get fed ex.
A silent man walked into a bicycle shop...
He picked up a wheel and spoke.