You are so right. And I am so left.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
You looked better when I was drunk.
"You deserve better and so do I."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
We're donion rings.
I think we need to become better strangers.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.