Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
"You deserve better and so do I."
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
I think we need to become better strangers.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.