There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
We're donion rings.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."