Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
You looked better when I was drunk.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
"My cat doesn't like you."
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
We're donion rings.
You are so right. And I am so left.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
We should make like your parents and split.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
I really like you. So does my wife.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Let’s make like a banana and split.