"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
"It's not me, it's you!"
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
You looked better when I was drunk.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
We're donion rings.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
You look like my future ex wife.