It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
"My cat doesn't like you."
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
We should make like your parents and split.
"You deserve better and so do I."
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Let’s make like a banana and split.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
The Best Break Up Lines
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