Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
"My cat doesn't like you."
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
I think we need to become better strangers.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
"You deserve better and so do I."
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
We should make like your parents and split.
You look like my future ex wife.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.