We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
I really like you. So does my wife.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
"You deserve better and so do I."
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.