If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
I think we need to become better strangers.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
"My cat doesn't like you."
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.