Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.