I think we need to become better strangers.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Let’s make like a banana and split.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."