Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Can we still share a netflix account?
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
You are so right. And I am so left.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
"My cat doesn't like you."
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
I think we need to become better strangers.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
We're donion rings.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.