Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
We're donion rings.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
I really like you. So does my wife.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
"You deserve better and so do I."
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
I think we need to become better strangers.
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast