Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
"My cat doesn't like you."
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
"It's not me, it's you!"
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
I think we need to become better strangers.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
You look like my future ex wife.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."