"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
You are so right. And I am so left.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
We're donion rings.
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Can we still share a netflix account?
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
I really like you. So does my wife.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.