Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
I think we need to become better strangers.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.