What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
You looked better when I was drunk.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
"It's not me, it's you!"
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
I really like you. So does my wife.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
I think we need to become better strangers.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
"My cat doesn't like you."
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."