The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.