I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!