I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.