Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.