I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.