Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.