I once played chess with an Egyptian King...
...I was distracted for a moment, and when I turned around he was blatantly attempting to cheat. I told him that that wasn't very pharaoh.
Q: What did the young Pharaoh say when it got frightened?
A: Where's my mummy!!
Q: What do you get when you cross an Egyptian pharaoh with a mechanic?
A: Toot and Car Man.
De-coffin-ated coffee is the favourite coffee of the mummy.
How did architects earn a living in ancient Egypt?
Pyramid schemes
What did Pharaoh say when the seventh plague struck his land?
"Aw *hail* naw!"
Two Pharaohs are looking for a Sarcophagus...
they walk up to the sarcophagus salesman and the first Pharaoh says "We are looking for the cheapest sarcophagus you have for sale." The salesman asks "you're not looking for a fancy one?"
The second Pharaoh says "no, we are just trying to get our mummy's worth."
What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?
Irritable Brawls in Rome
Q: How do mummies hide?
A: They use masking tape
How did Ozymandias became the greatest Pharaoh of Egypt?
He rammed everything that he sees