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Yard Puns
My wife got mad at me for playing catch with my son in the backyard
... I didn’t see the big deal until I dropped him.
Someone randomly dropped off a bull in my neighbor’s yard, but animal control picked it up before she got home.
She would have had a cow.
Monster Puns
Did you hear about the skeleton who dropped out of medical school?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Sports Pick Up Lines
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
The Good Samaritan
The Good Samaritan I saw a woman drop her purse in the high street this morning, so I quickly followed her. As I was just about to tap her on the shoulder she started running for a bus. So I ran after her shouting, “You dropped your purse! You dropped your purse!” She didn’t hear me and proceeded to get onto the bus, so I got on the bus too. As I walked to the back of the bus I breathlessly said, “You floor your purse on the floor outside McDonald’s." "Thank you so much!" She exclaimed. "Where is it?" "I just told you, on the floor outside McDonald’s."
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Pea Puns
Tonight my wife was making dinner and she was using some fresh peas. She dropped some on the floor.
My 4 year old said “mummy, you’ve pee’d on the floor”

Needless to say I was in stitches.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“You dropped your kid off a changing table? Stuff just happens, okay? Last week, my kid ate a cigarette. I caught him playing in the dryer yesterday. I picked up the wrong baby from daycare. I found my baby swimming in the toilet. No judging.”

- 'What To Expect When You Are Expecting'.
If I Had a Dollar... Jokes
If I had a penny for every time I dropped a penny, I would have none!
Toxic Pick Up Lines
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Tableware Puns
Almost dropped a plate of Alphabeti Spaghetti. That could have spelled disaster.
Sorry Pick Up Lines
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
Classic Pick Up Lines
You dropped something. My jaw.
Funny Animal Poems That Rhyme
I dropped a ball in
your lap
It's time to play
I just put a ball
in your lap
So it's time to play
See that ball
I placed in your lap?
That means it's
time to play
You can have your
emergency appendectomy
Any other day
But I dropped a ball
in your lap
And now it's time to play
Mexican Pick Up Lines
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
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