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Life Can Certainly Be Tough At Times...

I had the toughest time of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis.

 

Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis, then they gave me hypodermics.

Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy.

These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis. I completely lost my memory for a while.

I know I had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis, rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis...

I don't know how I pulled through it all. It was the hardest spelling test I've ever had.

 

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