Players Jokes

Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
After having learned the history of chess, I have come to the conclusion that all chess players have quite a checkered past.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Jose the Tourist A young Mexican man named Jose was curious about America so he saved his money and went on a trip. He wanted to go see a baseball game so when he went home, he could tell his family all about it. When he got there, the game was sold out, so he decided to climb to the top of a flag pole to get a better look. When he returned home, his family was anxious to hear about his experience: "What happened?" asked his family. "Well, America is the nicest place in the world!!" he said. "Before the game started, all the people in the stands and all the players stood up, looked at me and shouted to me: "Jose, can you see?"
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Bad saxophone players should be put on some kind of public list.
I want to know if I'm living next to a registered sax offender.
Why do saxophone players get so many dates?
Because they have sax appeal
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
Why are pigs awful basketball players?
They hog the ball.
Why do pigs make awful football players?
They don’t like playing with the “pig skin.”
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