Why can't Vikings fans eat cereal? Because they choke before they ever reach the bowl.
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
There's this video game about an FBI psychologist hunting a Viking Angel of Death....
I believe it's named Valkyrie's Profile.
What did Dead Viking say to Voluptuous Valkyrie?
Valhallo there.
What's a Vikings favourite dance?
The Loki cokey.
Why did the Vikings sail to England in longboats?
It was too far to swim!
Why do companies all around the world fear Vikings?
Because of their skills in hacking
Was Henry VI a ViKing?
Did the Vikings believe in reincarnation?
That's a re-Thorical question.
Where do Vikings go when they get old?
The Norsing home.
Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.
Where do Viking warrior scrabble champions go when they die?
Vowel-halla
What does vikings call english villages?
Chopping centers.
Why did the teacher use the evolution of Thor in viking mythology to teach both literature and Northern European history in her class?
She wanted to demonstrate using a Meta-Thor.
What do you call a Viking soldier's trusty steed?
A horse in the force of the Norse, of course.
When the Vikings discovered America, what did they name it?
Norse America.
A Viking walked into a bar.
The bartender asked, Why the long ship?
What did one Viking war paint say to the other?
Poly, you're a Thane.
Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
He couldn't a fjord a new one.
Why did the Vikings not have high doorknobs?
Because of Loki.
Vikings weren't exactly the best at drinking contests.
They were quite MEADiocre.
Vikings joke
Why do West Virginia residences love the Vikings?
They catch theilens from their cousins.
Vikings aren't afraid of death.
They know they'll be Bjorn again.
Why was the viking boxer loved so much
He ragna"rocked" the house
What stories did Vikings tell their children?
Norsery Rhymes
Roman soldiers are trained.
But Vikings are Bjorn.
Don't send our invitations to a viking themed wedding until the date is set in stone
Or they'll be runed
What do you call a Viking cat call?
Valholla
What do you call a Viking who's been bitten by a vampire?
Norseferatu.
Where did the Viking buy his guitar?
Nordstrom's
What do you call a weary Viking conqueror?
Bluetooth low energy
What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?
Barberians.
What did the Viking chieftain say when asked about his motivation?
"I'm in it for the longhall."
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery."
Who succeeded the Vikings?
The Z-kings
What are the Vikings favorite drink?
Mini Sodas
What is a Vikings favourite letter?
Well obviously it's the C!
What do you call a viking cemetary?
A grey fjord.
What do you call a viking who is attracted to both genders?
Biking
How do Vikings get each other's attention?
They ValHolla!
What kind of car does a viking drive?
A fjord
My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.
Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?
He was Bjorn again.
My girlfriend said if I don't stop my obsession with Viking culture she'll fight me to the death.
"Jokes on you," I said. "If I die in battle, I'll go straight to Valhalla."
What do you call a Swedish cycling group?
Viking Biking
How can you tell if you're at a classy Viking restaurant?
They have Valhallet parking
Why are Scandinavian women so hot?
The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones.
Wanna hear a joke about Vikings?
Never mind, there's Norway you'd laugh at it.
When a ship or Vikings suddenly vanishes
There's a disturbance in the Norse