What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
I tried to hit the picture cleanly over the fence, but it was framed.
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
Is your nickname cream cheese? Because you’re about to get bageled.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.